Things To Hate About New Year on Instagram
Videos of fireworks – they’re fun when you’re there – and dull if you’re not.
Mawkish quasi-homilies (look it up) downloaded from the internet and passed on as a unique insight into the human condition.
Videos of tortoises on exotic islands. There has never been, and probably never will be, an interesting video of a tortoise. If you only posted it to show that you are on holiday in a nice place, we’ve probably already worked it out, particularly if you were the ten millionth person to post ‘First (last) day in paradise.’
People who make the shape of a heart with their hands/pretend to be touching the top of the Eiffel Tower with their finger.
Excessive narcissism. I know it’s an egotistical medium but please don’t wish: ‘Happy New Year To The Whole World’. This is only appropriate if you have 7.53 billion followers. If you only have 12, one of whom is the weird guy who works behind the counter at the fish and chip shop, you ought to a bit more modest in your ambition.
